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Blitz spirit alive and well in Sutton
Vic Barlow31/ 1/2007
I'M WRITING this week's column on my laptop and hoping the batteries hold out.
Yesterday afternoon the window in my home office was shattered by hurricane force winds. The double glazed unit exploded like a bomb sending shards of glass across the landing. I try not to imagine the injuries had I been sat at my desk.
Currently we have no heating, water, phones, or lights; fortunately Mrs B has a wondrous collection of scented candles and last night they were put to good use.
We lit a huge log fire and sat by candlelight eating cheese salad with Tesco Champagne left over from Christmas. My Orange mobile, the only network to have decent coverage on our windswept hillside, suddenly went dead. Deprived of phones, TV and Internet we lost contact with the outside world.
Reminiscing about our childhood, we discovered how intertwined our lives had been. I had no idea I once passed my wife's family home on my driving test. We could have dated back then. (We could, but he would have had to take me out in my pram: Mrs B)
I was mortified to discover my mother-in-law and I attended the same school; a fact my wife has promised to withhold pending the delivery of an expensive item of jewellery.
We played a silly singing game and I laughed my socks off when Mrs B did her Bay City Roller impression.
Discussing our grandparents, we realised how normal our predicament would have been to them and, as the last embers glowed in the hearth, we retired to bed, dived under the duvet and... sorry, my batteries have gone.
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